Maybe We Shouldn't Be That Concerned About A North Korea Missile Strike The world is round, Kim.

This photo of Kim Jong-un was printed in a North Korean newspaper last week.

Source: nknews.org

Hunter Schwarz

In the background was a map that had all these lines from North Korea to the United States.

Source: nknews.org

The characters on the map translate to "U.S. Mainland Strike Plan."

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The only problem is the world isn't flat, it's round.

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So the path of a missile sent from North Korea to Austin, Texas, wouldn't be a straight line. It'd be like this:

Source: theatlantic.com

And the path of a missile from North Korea to Washington, D.C., would actually go across the Arctic Ocean.

Source: theatlantic.com

Major fail, Kim. Look at your life, look at your choices. Please stop.

 

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If he did bomb us, he would use this special, high-tech computer/piano to launch the bombings.

Image by Kcna / Reuters

And he would watch it like this. Smoking.

Image by Kcna Kcna / Reuters

Watch out! Hes got a gun!

Image by Kcna Kcna / Reuters

He may even send in his miniature army vehicles if we're not careful.

Image by Kcna / Reuters

So everyone, get ready!

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